| Movie Star Dog |
| Words and music by Stuart Reedy |
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| The sun just keeps on going around the earth and I keep going too |
| And every morning I brush my teeth and comb my hair like you |
| But I'm a schizophrenic man I do my shopping in garbage cans |
| Believe or not I have a plan; I know just what to do |
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| I'll getta Movie star dog |
| And that will make things fine |
| He'll be a Rin-Tin-Tin-looking Lassie Lad |
| And with me all the time |
| We'll save little Timmy from the well |
| Yes everything will be just swell |
| As soon as I can get a movie star dog |
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| I went this morning to get some cigarettes at my favorite place |
| When I walked in the waitress got this horrible look upon her face |
| So I sat at the table that isn't there and attempted to order the standard fare |
| Knowing that the police would soon be there; my mind began to race |
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| I know I gotta getta Movie star dog |
| And that will make things fine |
| He'll be a Rin-Tin-Tin-looking Lassie Lad |
| And with me all the time |
| We'll save little Timmy from the well |
| Yes everything will be just swell |
| As soon as I can get a movie star dog |
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| The police locked me in the county detention center in a padded room |
| They told me to relax because the doctor he was coming soon |
| So I just laughed and rolled my eyes and struggled with straight-jacket ties |
| Immune to all their evil lies; safe as in the womb |
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| 'Cause, I'm gonna getta Movie star dog |
| And that will make things fine |
| He'll be a Rin-Tin-Tin-looking Lassie Lad |
| And with me all the time |
| We'll save little Timmy from the well |
| Yes everything will be just swell |
| As soon as I can get a movie star dog |
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| copyright Stuart Reedy 2004-2010 |
| last updated 02-05-2005 09:28 EDT (GMT -05:00) |
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